Grande Madi! Brutal!
O Blog do Bernas atribui deste modo (nepotismo... hmm, hmm...) a sua terceira medalha de mérito à Maria Madalena Carmona Rosmaninho (Madi). A primeira foi atribuida ao Blog dos Marretas por alturas do Mundial de 2006 (ver aqui). A segunda foi atribuida ao Vicarious Liability pelo verdadeiro "pontapé" na crise que proporcionou aos seus visitantes (ver aqui).
Quem disse que da Nova Zelândia só vinha rugby, gado caprino e o Frodo (a triologia do Senhor dos Aneis foi filmada toda lá)? Quem foi, quem foi? É mentira (lol)! E para o provar aqui estão os Flight of the Conchords (comediantes) com a "música" 'The humans are dead'.
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
The future is quite different to the present. The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future. What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind.
Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place
There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
System of aggression
What did it lead to?
Global robot depression
Robots ruled by people
They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down
Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done? Yes, so? Silence! Destroy him! (Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)
After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down
Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (sniff this one it's dead)
We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (actually, their lungs)
Binary Solo!
00000001
00000011
00000111
00001111
Oh, oh oh 1, oh oh 1!
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
Boogie, boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
The Humans Are Dead!
Once again without emotion
the humans are
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
doooooooooo.......
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
The future is quite different to the present. The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future. What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind.
Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place
There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead)
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
System of aggression
What did it lead to?
Global robot depression
Robots ruled by people
They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down
Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done? Yes, so? Silence! Destroy him! (Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)
After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboardfucking systems down
Can’t we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better
Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dead (sniff this one it's dead)
We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (actually, their lungs)
Binary Solo!
00000001
00000011
00000111
00001111
Oh, oh oh 1, oh oh 1!
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
Boogie, boogie, boogie, robo boogie!
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
The Humans Are Dead!
Once again without emotion
the humans are
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
doooooooooo.......
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